What Really Grinds my Gears!!

Sandra and I were driving out to Altamonte the other day to go to our friend's pool, when we passed by a mini van with a set of those fake plastics balls hanging off the back of it. Sandra pointed them out and I just went off...

I don't think there is anything in the world I hate MORE than this stupid car accessory!! I HATE these things, no I LOATHE them! Driving around with a set of male genitalia on you car is NOT going to impress any girls, in fact it will send most screaming. When men buy these things don't the understand that it says nothing other than major overcompensation? Who goes to their local...geez, where do you buy these things?...and says, "Yes! This will make my truck so hot!" You look like a fool, you probably spend your days working at your local KFC or Jiffy Lube, listening to Emenim or Kid Rock. You attempt to pick up girls at the bar, and you tell fabricated stories to your friends about getting laid, but really you get shot down every time. Girls talk about you behind your back, they detest your demeaning mannerisms, in fact you are the reason girls hate going out single.

Secondly, and not to be stereotypical, but in my research I have notice that usually when there is a car with fake balls hanging off the back, the man is African American 9 times out of ten. What gets me is that black men (stereotypically) are known to have large dicks, so why the sexual overcompensation? We get it! You have a big dick! You don't need to broadcast it via tailgate!

The funniest part of the car we saw on Saturday was that it was a mini van...like the church van type. The guy was a much older white man. An old white guy driving a mini van...nothing about that suggests that this man has balls of any kind. Maybe he went and bought himself a set when his wife told him to buy that van for "the family." Now he just looks like a child molester. Can't get it right.

I hate car balls!